I got my Amy Winehouse Christmas tree yesterday...

[Alisdair Battlegrave (Dawnrazor)]

I got my Amy Winehouse Christmas tree yesterday! When I got up this
morning, shitty music was playing, it was dead and there were needles
all over the floor!!

[Alisdair Battlegrave (Dawnrazor)]

On 8 Des, 20:59, "Alisdair Battlegrave (Dawnrazor)"

Post by Alisdair Battlegrave (Dawnrazor)
I got my Amy Winehouse Christmas tree yesterday! When I got up this
morning, shitty music was playing, it was dead and there were needles
all over the floor!!

That one was courtesy of Danny. This one is from Neil:

I made myself a snowman as perfect as can be, I thought i'd keep it as
a pet, So let him sleep wiv me. I made it sum pyjamas, And a pillow
for it's head, Last Night the bastard vanished, And pissed the fucking
bed!!!! Merry Christmas~ :))