Everyone here likes a good farmyard pervert story, right?

[Incitatus]

Read about this in the paper yesterday. Immediately thought of you
lot.

<http://swns.com/dirty-mucker-pervert-who-pleasured-himself-in-manure-jailed-231503.html>
<http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2011/03/24/pervert-who-got-sexual-thrills-in-cow-manure-sent-to-prison-115875-23011163/>

Guy enjoys rolling around in cow shit and masturbating - terrorizes
local farmer and family for several years (including burning a cow to
death) for attempting to stop him from doing so on their property.

This is actually somewhat in Andrew Rockface's neck of the woods,
isn't it?

[Andrew @ Rockface]

Post by Incitatus
Read about this in the paper yesterday. Immediately thought of you
lot.
<http://swns.com/dirty-mucker-pervert-who-pleasured-himself-in-manure-jailed-231503.html>
<http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2011/03/24/pervert-who-got-sexual-thrills-in-cow-manure-sent-to-prison-115875-23011163/>
Guy enjoys rolling around in cow shit and masturbating - terrorizes
local farmer and family for several years (including burning a cow to
death) for attempting to stop him from doing so on their property.
This is actually somewhat in Andrew Rockface's neck of the woods,
isn't it?

I wondered how long it would take. Yes it's just down the road from me.
I like the bit about being surrounded by tissues - like he didn't want
to make a mess or anything :)

[Incitatus]

Post by Andrew @ Rockface

Post by Incitatus
Read about this in the paper yesterday. Immediately thought of you
lot.
<http://swns.com/dirty-mucker-pervert-who-pleasured-himself-in-manure-jailed-231503.html>
<http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2011/03/24/pervert-who-got-sexual-thrills-in-cow-manure-sent-to-prison-115875-23011163/>
Guy enjoys rolling around in cow shit and masturbating - terrorizes
local farmer and family for several years (including burning a cow to
death) for attempting to stop him from doing so on their property.
This is actually somewhat in Andrew Rockface's neck of the woods,
isn't it?

I wondered how long it would take. Yes it's just down the road from me.
I like the bit about being surrounded by tissues - like he didn't want
to make a mess or anything :)

Remember, kids - it's not indecent exposure if you wear a sock on your
peen.

So, was this guy well-known as one of the local nutters (before this
was reported, I mean - I assume that he is *now*, even if he wasn't
previously...)? Somehow, it would make it funnier if he was a pillar
of the community before he was caught dipping his dick in manure for
the first time...